Apparently, this term, XLRI gives out Blackberrys to all its students along with a lifetime subscription to a top-secret NASA magazine that chronicles the discovery of aliens and how we’re trying to domesticate them to facilitate the production of oxygen and liveable conditions on other planets in order to reduce the dependence of human life on this lonely little planet.
The end result is that those of us who have got subscriptions will, in due course of time, when the planets are fit for human habitation, be offered real estate at lowered prices which we’ll be able to afford thanks to the high-paying jobs that XLRI is (hopefully) going to get us when we graduate.

I’m looking forward to life.