Everything changes, but not quite.
Posted on 10 Dec 2007 under Random
Nothing is constant except change. Then why is it that I always have the same answers to a lot of the questions people ask me, even though they’ve been asking these questions for months/years now?
- How are you?
I’m fine, as always (alternate: I’m fine, I’m always fine
) - What’s new?
Nothing (alternate : not much )
- How’s college?
Boring (alternate : shitty) - How’s your love life?
What love life? (Alternate : Don’t have one) - How’s that girl in your class you like?
I don’t exactly like her. But she’s fine. (Alternate : She’s fine.)
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howz your blog?
fine (alternate: it rocks)
Welcome to life. You can never get away from those types of questions. They are conversation starters basically.
Yes, but I can think of better conversation starters…
1. Would you propose to me if I had 4 legs?
2. If an Indian and a Pakistani were shipwrecked on an abandoned island… would you propose to me?
3. Would you propose to me if your husband died?
4. Will you ever propose to me at all?
1. yes i would.
2. yes i would. fuck the indian and the paki.
3. yes i would.
4. yes i did.
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No